I tried to expand your ellipses. What’s the rest of your comment say!?!?

If you had to have sex with a centaur, would you rather the front or the back half were human?

This is where I would blurt out the obscure fact and then realize I heard them wrong

“Did you know that figs are pollinated only when a certain species of wasp dies inside of it?”

“Wtf are you talking about? I said TIG! I’m certified in TIG welding!”