The Holy Spirit Shift-it

Now she needs to counter-rizz by placing the phone so nothing is visible and going about doing things naked as a tease…

$750 w/ prescription lenses is just outside the range of “impulse purchase”, but still doable…

Now I’ve gotta take a harder look at this!

Santa = Rich uncle that likes to give gifts.

EB = Drunk uncle that tries to imitate Santa.

“HEY KIDS! Here’s abasket of… Idunno… toysnsugarnsomestuff! I got uhh… Some… Some… Uhh… OhyeahIgoteggstoo! Iforgotwheretheywentsoyougottafindemyourself! 'Kbye!”

I’ve mentioned this before, but I want pebble Smart Glasses. Just a few lines of texts as a heads up display. No cameras, no AR or AI BS, just notifications and text.

Please.

That is a rabbit hole I’m not going anywhere near a few hours before I have to go to work!

My next day off is going to be fun, though!

8 floppies? You need to pump those numbers up!

One of these days I’m going to find the backups for all of the .WAD files I got from random ass FTP sites in the early days of the Internet and I will die of nostalgia.