Things have been so wacky I think we need bingo cards for global events. We could charge for them and give bingo winners some of the proceeds.

The US will do it. For money.

It goes without saying that this is all because of <enter your deity name here> disapproval of <enter your hated group here>.

And the flyby is a test of ‘deity’s’ approval of our next actions. Either way we should immediately lower taxes on the rich.

/s

I hope we didnt cut all of NASAs funding yet. I’d hate to leave that worst case scenario to Musk or Boeing to handle.

I don’t want to use the damn Terminal.

Unfortunately the people who code prefer not to use guis if they can help it.

No one should feel cold. Lets add some autoplay taboola ads to all of your screens so it wont feel so cold anymore. You’re welcome.