I just decided I’ll never buy a jeep.

These kinds of decisions are unilateral. You don’t go in this direction without that being the overarching goal.

Zero tolerance for this shit. Put ads in something I own, and I’ll sell it, trash it, never buy it again.

This should be a death rattle for any brand to even consider.

Fuck Jeep.

Auth portal for VPN tunnell -> Authelia -> fail2ban -> VLAN with services only.

ELK stack monitors the LAN. (Including VLAN)

Keep that VLAN segmented. You’re good unless you’re a DOGE employee, then I’d recommend quite a bit more security.