Inertia, mostly.

99% of the reason most people use shittier and shittier products.

I know I’m going to get down voted for this, but I think puppies are cute.

Probably because Paramount is only licensing the first two seasons so you’ll subscribe to them so you can see the rest.

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

In this hypothetical situation, if you can’t imagine a fanciful depiction of a pig doing it, then it isn’t a job. But the opposite isn’t necessarily true. Just because you can imagine a fanciful depiction of a pig doing it doesn’t necessarily mean it is a job, just that it could be.

It’s human meat.

Buy Sprunk!

They said that last time too, 75 million people still decided “You know what, at least it’s not a liberal black woman”. Or something about Gaza. At least it wasn’t buttery males this time.

Outside sarcastic internet forums? Probably, yeah.