I’ll pick up the Complete Edition for $20 in 5 years. That should give them time to remove Denuvo too.

And they’re ridiculously expensive for some injection molded foam rubber. You don’t have to cut or sew leather or fabric, or bind soles, or punch holes for laces like with a shoe/boot. Manufacturing them is cheap as shit. So why do they cost so much?

And actual privacy protection.

Please don’t install a camera in my hole.

Jokes on you. Even when I focus on one task at a time I do it poorly.

because they’d laugh and then just re-gift it to their wives.

JD Vance doesn’t need a gadget to give his wife the finger.

Me: Uninstall Edge.
Them: You can’t uninstall Edge.
Me: Why not?
Them: It’s integrated into Windows
Me: So I can uninstall Edge
Them: No, I just said–
Me: Uninstall Windows
Them: No wait!