I agree with the sentiment of this article and warranted suspicion of connected cameras but its weird that the writer just jumps to food delivery apps part way through and then straight back to doorbell cameras.

Also, what’s this part supposed to mean?

…images that have been forwarded so many times they have the weary sheen of photocopies.

The number of times a digital image is forwarded won’t affect it’s appearance.

Is there truly such a thing as a bad fisting?

I used to buy erm… “wares” from a “merchant” called Holden. We’d often ask Holden if he was holding. He got sick of it very quickly.

As I’ve aged I end up moshing for like 2 songs and then end up as a blocker like in Lemmings on the edge of the pit, pushing people back in to keep it away from the rest of the crowd.