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The government’s job is to give punk rockers something to sing about

Elon Musk is part of the administration that is helping us identify where we can find…savings.

I wonder what she almost said

Ok, news break! The President of the US is the most obvious foreign actor the country has ever had. This is like if Benedict Arnold was actually President while trying to overthrow the government, then running again and winning. His main goal is to weaken the US as much as possible for his daddy, Putin. If this appointment surprised you, get ready. It’s gonna get a lot worse.

I can’t imagine a legit celebrity musician coming up with a better music video. Nothing staged is going to beat a “nothing can phase me” dance video during a real live coup.

And then when you fall, the stomp on you for being a PoS.

it’s what it’s

Feel free to download this badass ram

There’s no way you’re so new to Linux that you wouldn’t know if that would update automatically yet you’re running Arch btw. That’s like saying, “Do I need to do oil changes on my car? I built my engine, btw.”