*Elon’s talent scout strikes again—plucking cyber-grifters from the “DDoS daycare” alumni. Marshal “BackConnect” Webb: architect of IP hijacks, now Musk’s crypto crony. Peak nepo-baby meets cyber-shenanigans.
Remember when Krebs exposed his sketchy little empire? Cue the “biggest DDoS ever”—four days of digital tantrums because someone’s feelings got hurt. Pathetic.
The Com™️: where ethics go to die and grifters get diplomas. But hey, keep simping for the “disruptors”—they’re only disrupting basic human decency.
Shoutout to Internet Archive—the only ones keeping these clowns accountable. The rest of us? Just circus peanuts.
edit: toned down bold and italics, it does indeed look like crap on some droid clients
*Elon’s talent scout strikes again—plucking cyber-grifters from the “DDoS daycare” alumni. Marshal “BackConnect” Webb: architect of IP hijacks, now Musk’s crypto crony. Peak nepo-baby meets cyber-shenanigans.
Remember when Krebs exposed his sketchy little empire? Cue the “biggest DDoS ever”—four days of digital tantrums because someone’s feelings got hurt. Pathetic.
The Com™️: where ethics go to die and grifters get diplomas. But hey, keep simping for the “disruptors”—they’re only disrupting basic human decency.
Shoutout to Internet Archive—the only ones keeping these clowns accountable. The rest of us? Just circus peanuts.
edit: toned down bold and italics, it does indeed look like crap on some droid clients
Wow, that formatting is giving people cancer just from reading it…