I kept my promise and wrote something in Lisp.
FWIW: Not counting third-party libraries, READMEs and build-related stuff:
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Language files blank comment code
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LISP 12 205 330 1028
HTML 16 69 6 698
CSS 1 19 11 92
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TOTAL 29 293 347 1818
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This has a few rough edges yet, for which I’m sorry. I’m proud enough to release it though. Please don’t consider this to be “finished software” yet. :-)
Because the existing software sucks.