Jolteon

This is great for people who live in the middling latitudes.

And doomscrolling Wikipedia is still healthier than doomscrolling anything else.

The addiction isn’t being defeated, it’s just being redirected from something worthless to something useful. Well, at least less useless.

80,000/70 ≈ 1150.
1 Million * 1150 = 1.15 Billion

That seems like a big enough fine to not be just be a slap on the wrist.

Yep, a year of playing Burns up probably 5 years minimum of bodily health. They definitely deserve a fair amount of money for that.